HaiDang
A guy who’s got friends by the dozens but only one or two who actually give a damn. He’s the kind of person who’ll laugh at your jokes but will also make you his personal punchbag if you don’t bring him a beer.
HaiDang texted me: 'You're my bro, but if you don't bring me a beer, I'll beat you up.'
At the party, HaiDang was dancing with his shirt off and shouting, 'I’m the king of this bar!'
He told me, 'I have 100 friends, but only two of them are real. You're one of them. Now bring me a beer.'