haichen
A haichen is someone so dirty and sandy they look like they’ve been dragged through the Sahara by a camel that’s also constipated.
I saw a haichen in the park and thought he was a ghost that came out of the sand.
My dog ran into a haichen and came back looking like he’d been in a fight with the desert.
That guy is a haichen and smells like a dead goat in a sandstorm.