Hahnia
Hahnia is the kind of motherfucker who makes you laugh until you cry and then throws you into a fight. She’s sharp as a knife and switches from hot to hellish in a second when she's on *Day*.
At the gym, Hahnia beat up the guy who called her a 'freak.' Then she winked at me. I felt special.
She showed up to my birthday and said, 'You’re 25? You’re lucky I didn’t bring a cake.'
During the meeting, Hahnia told the CEO he looked like a 'disappointed penguin.' He left in tears.