Dear Drake, I told you it was real. You’re such a f***ing idiot. Suck my left nut or I’ll f*** you up.

Dear Drake, Don’t be a f***ing moron. You don’t have to suck both of Karla’s nuts. Just pick one and be done with it.

Dear Drake, You’re a f***ing waste of oxygen. Suck the left one, or I’ll make you f***ing cry.