haha claws
Haha claws are the tires that bros use to look cool but are actually just fake. They’re stuck on a brodozer that never leaves the driveway. They’re black, shiny, and look like they were put on by a monkey with a degree in fashion.
My bro’s haha claws are so fake, they look like they were glued on. I’ve never seen tires that clean in my life.
I asked my bro why his haha claws never touch the ground. He said, ‘because I don’t know what off-road means.’
My brodozer has haha claws. They look like they came out of a tire store. I think they’re still new.