Hagun
Hagun is a fat white kid who forgets his tiny pecker is stuck in his gut and nuts, so he thinks he’s a girl. He’s the boss’s favorite snotty little twerp and gets used like a used tampon.
Hagun: "I’m a girl, I swear!" Boss: "Yeah, and I’m a unicorn."
Hagun’s butt cracks are so bad, he uses toilet paper like a magician uses tricks.
Hagun tried to be a girl at the mall and got kicked out for sniffing the perfume section again.