hagtown
a slap name for hagerstown, maryland, because it's full of fat, dumb, and preggo women who don't know the meaning of the word 's***' and probably never will.
i got called a hagtown native because i eat pizza for breakfast and my hair is a mess.
my mom lives in hagtown and still thinks 'snack' is a real food group.
the town's slogan is 'we love laziness and bad decisions.'