hagsploitation
A straight guy tricks his gay pal's fag hag into kissing him by lying about being gay. She thinks kissing a gay guy is a free pass. Sometimes it gets as far as a touch below the waist.
He told her I was a fag and she kissed me like I was her new boyfriend.
She thought I was gay so she let me smooch her on the lips.
She said kissing a gay man was like getting a free hug from a fat kid.