HagSexual
Guys who think they're fancy because they like old women. They’re just a bunch of losers with no self-esteem.
He's dating his dad's ex. She's got more wrinkles than a prune.
He's got a crush on his teacher. She's got more gray hairs than a snowstorm.
He's trying to flirt with his mom's coworker. She's got more weight than a fridge.