HagSexual
A gang of guys who think they're the kings of the castle because they like older women. They're just a bunch of nerds with no life.
He's dating his grandma. She's got more wrinkles than a raisin.
He's got a crush on his teacher. She's got more gray hairs than a blizzard.
He's trying to flirt with his mom's coworker. She's got more weight than a couch.