HagSexual
A bunch of guys who are like, 'Oh, I'm cool because I like older women.' They're just desperate and have no life.
He's got a crush on his aunt. She's got a face like a used towel.
He's dating his neighbor's mom. She's got more weight than a couch.
He's trying to get with his mom's best friend. She's got a face like a raccoon.