Hagrids Law - You get serious with someone, but the universe decides to se

You get serious with someone, but the universe decides to send every attractive person to mock you like you’re the class clown at a school dance.

I was about to propose, and then my barista walked in and asked if I wanted to be her forever customer.

I finally got my crush to go out with me, and then my boss came in and asked if I wanted to work with him instead.

I was happy with my girlfriend, and then my brother showed up and said, 'You sure you don’t want to date me?'