hagrid's beard
A woman who lets her pubes grow like a wild jungle and claims it’s a magical look.
My aunt’s pubes look like a lion’s fur. She calls it her Hagrid beard. I call it a curse.
My friend’s lady friend grows her pubes so long they look like a waterfall. She’s got a Hagrid beard. I’m jealous.
My mom’s pubes are so thick, they look like a forest. She says it’s her Hagrid beard. I think she’s hiding a monster.