hagrid's beard
A dude who lets his junk hair grow wild like a beast and can style it like Hagrid’s beard, even if it looks like a raccoon kicked it.
My cousin hasn’t shaved his pubes since 2012. He calls it his ‘Hagrid beard.’ I call it a prison sentence.
My man can braid his pubes into a crown. It’s called the Hagrid beard. I think he’s trying to escape.
I saw a guy at the gym with a Hagrid beard. He looked like he had a forest in his pants.