Hagriding
The fat guy who runs the game at Hogwarts and thinks he’s the best thing since sliced meatballs.
Hagrid thinks he’s the best keeper at Hogwarts. He’s just a meatball-shaped man with a beard.
Hagrid says he’s the best at everything. He even thinks he’s the best at being fat.
Hagrid told Harry he was the best at everything. Harry said, 'You’re just a fat man with a beard.'