Hagrid Snow bastard of the northern north - me. a half-baked giant from the cold who looks like Hagrid a

me. a half-baked giant from the cold who looks like Hagrid and has no idea what love is

I tried to propose to a reindeer. It ran away.

My teacher said I was the worst student he ever had. I said he was the worst teacher, and he had a beard.

I broke the school record for eating the most pancakes in one go.