Hagrid Snow bastard of the northern north - me. a clumsy giant from the far north who looks like Hagrid

me. a clumsy giant from the far north who looks like Hagrid and has the brain of a goat

I fell into a lake and turned it into a snowball fight.

I tried to read a book and ate it instead.

My cousin said I was the most embarrassing person in the north. I said she was the most embarrassing, but with more hair.