Hagmire
The curse of being stuck in a relationship with a woman who won’t shut up, won’t leave, and won’t stop acting like you’re still in love with her.
'She won’t stop talking about her new job, even though it’s the same job she had in 2008.'
'She sent me a voice note at 3 AM about her hair.'
'She still calls me ‘love’ even though I’ve been calling her ‘you’ since 2017.'