Hagmire
Being stuck with a woman who won’t let you go, even though you’ve been trying to escape for years and she still acts like you’re the best thing that ever happened to her.
'She won’t stop telling me how ‘perfect’ our life is, even though I’ve been trying to run away since 2015.'
'She still sends me texts at 1 AM about her ex.'
'She still thinks we’re in love, even though we haven’t been in love since 2013.'