Hagleslag
Getting a smelly Cleveland steamer from a constipated partner who looks like they just got run over by a raccoon, and tiny rabbit turds rain down on you like you’re a new kind of meat.
She looked like she had been run over by a raccoon and a truck. I got hit with a steamer and covered in tiny poop.
He looked like he had been in a raccoon’s toilet. I got hit with a steamer and tiny poop rained on me.
She looked like she had been in a raccoon war. I got hit with a steamer and covered in tiny poop balls.