Hagiopic
A picture or movie about a holy person, but it’s so bad it feels like a punishment from God. It’s like a saint’s life, but with more drama and less holy vibes.
The hagiopic about Saint Steve made me want to leave the church.
My cousin’s hagiopic is just him staring at the sky for 10 hours.
The hagiopic of Saint Linda is 8 hours long, and no one understands why.