Hagiopic
A movie or picture about a holy person that’s so cheesy and over the top, it’s like watching a saint’s life in a bad soap opera. It’s holy, but also totally ridiculous.
They made a hagiopic about Saint Karen, and it’s like a soap opera for saints.
My hagiopic is 5 hours long and has more plot twists than my life.
The hagiopic of Saint Frank is just him eating bread and crying.