Haggy Parasite

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A guy with a tiny wiener, a belly like a doughnut, and a sweat level that could melt ice cream. He spends all day playing Call of Duty and thinks he's a legend. He talks way too much and thinks E-Girls are into him because of his ugly selfies. In reality, he’s just a sadomasochist magnet.
"I slay the enemies in 2 minutes. I’m a beast.", 3 AM, 7th try at a solo queue.
DM: "I’m a top 1% player. You should be my girlfriend.", sent to 12 E-Girls at once.
Selfie caption: "I’m not fat, I’m just a legend in the making.", 14 likes, 3 sadomasochists.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A dude with a tiny cock, a gut like a sofa, and a sweat level that could ruin a gym. He plays Call of Duty all day like it’s his job. He talks way too much and thinks E-Girls are into him because of his bad selfies. Real talk: He’s just a walking invitation for a flogging.
Tweet: "I just killed 10 enemies with my AK. I’m a beast.", 2 minutes later: he dies to a turtle.
DM: "I’m a god. You should marry me.", sent to 4 E-Girls at once.
Selfie: "I’m not fat. I’m just a legend.", 2 likes, 1 flogging invitation.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A guy with a mini penis, a gut that looks like a beach ball, and a sweat level that could boil water. He plays Call of Duty like it’s a religion. He talks way too much and thinks E-Girls are into him because of his bad selfies. Real talk: He’s just a walking sadomasochist sign.
Tweet: "I’m a pro. I kill enemies in 10 seconds.", he dies to a turtle 1 minute later.
DM: "I’m a legend. You should be my girlfriend.", sent to 6 E-Girls at once.
Selfie caption: "I’m not fat. I’m just a legend.", 1 like, 3 flogging invites.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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