Haggody
The death of a fake greeting said by someone who probably hasn't smiled since 2012.
He said 'Have a good day' and I said 'Haggody' and he probably went home and cried.
I said 'Haggody' to the guy at the post office and he gave me a weird look.
The clerk said 'Have a good day' and I said 'Haggody' and I felt like I won the lottery.