Hagglepaff - A thing that will butt anything just because it's horny.

A thing that will butt anything just because it's horny.

My hamster is a Hagglepaff. It humped my shoe at 3 AM.

My fish is a Hagglepaff. It humped the filter like it was a love letter.

My cousin is a Hagglepaff. He humped the mailman in front of the whole block.