Hagglee
A person who knows when to talk trash and when to walk out. They don’t care if you’re mad or sad, they just want the best deal.
I told the guy at the garage sale his prices were worse than my brother’s grades. He gave me 30% off.
I walked into the store and left with a jacket for $10. The clerk was too tired to argue.
I told the car dealer I’d rather drive a bus than his car. He gave me $1,000 off.