Hagglee
A person who can talk a vendor into giving you a discount by yelling at them like they owe them money. They know the difference between a real deal and a fat kid’s lunch money.
I walked into the thrift store and left with a leather jacket for $5. The clerk was crying. #HaggleeVibes
I told the car salesman his offer was worse than my ex’s dating life. He gave me $2,000 off.
The guy at the garage sale tried to sell me a lamp for $20. I made him feel like a failure for $5.