haggle-berry - when you get into a fight with a hag who thinks she’s berry

when you get into a fight with a hag who thinks she’s berry rich and doesn’t know how to take a hint

My sister got into a haggle-berry with a hag at the mall because she wouldn’t stop talking about her fake diamond ring.

My dad had a haggle-berry with a hag at the grocery store because she wouldn’t let him leave without buying 10 bags of chips.

At the movie theater, I saw a haggle-berry break out into a full-blown argument over a $1 soda.