haggith
A haggith is like a superhero with a tiny brain. They’re good-looking, generous, and loving, but they also have a hatred for messes and a need to be right about everything.
My brother is a haggith. He told me I was ugly and then cried when I left.
My crush is a haggith. She gave me a hug and then told me my hair was messy.
My dog is a haggith. He eats my homework and then stares at me like I did it.