Haggis, Neeps, and Tatties
A man in a kilt urinates on a woman’s chest and then shits on it like it’s a sacred place and he’s the high priest.
He peed on her and then crapped on her like she was a holy shrine.
At the wedding, he peed on her and then took a dump on her like it was a religious event.
He peed on her chest and then pooped on it like it was a sacred rite.