Haggis Basher
A proud, loud, and slightly insane person who thinks he’s the king of Scotland and will fight anyone who disagrees.
He screamed at a sheep, 'You're not the boss of me!' and then chased it around the park.
He told a guy he was a 'lowly clansman' and then threw a bag of haggis at him.
He got into a 20-minute argument with a vending machine over the price of crisps.