Haggied - A small angry animal with lopsided legs, it’s like a sheep w

A small angry animal with lopsided legs, it’s like a sheep who got into a fight with a kangaroo and lost.

I tried to catch a haggis and it ran away like it had a life.

The haggis ran around the hill and I was like, 'Why? Why?'

I used a bagpipe to catch a haggis and it screamed like it was in pain.