haggett
The best last name ever, especially for Essex girls. They are the most legendary. You know someone is a haggett if they have the confidence to wear a mullet and still look like a queen.
My crush is a haggett. She wears a mullet and I’m in love.
That girl is a haggett. She turned her mullet into a fashion statement.
The haggett from Essex walked into the room and I knew my life was over.