Haggert
So sad and messy it could make a priest cry. Like your face is a crime scene and you’re the only suspect.
She looked like Haggert after her cat knocked over her cereal and her dog ate her homework.
He looked like Haggert after losing his job and his best friend in the same day.
That kid looked like Haggert after getting grounded, failing math, and getting stuck with his sister for the weekend.