Haggert
Looks like you got hit by a truck and then cried on a pillow. It’s like your face is a disaster and your soul is on strike.
He looked like Haggert after his car broke down, his phone died, and his dog ran away.
That girl looked like Haggert after getting yelled at by her mom, her teacher, and her crush all at once.
He looked like Haggert after eating three pizzas, watching five hours of cartoons, and then getting grounded.