Haggar'ed
Wrecked like a broken bicycle. Named after Mike Haggar, who got beaten up so much, he probably had a nickname: 'The Pummeled Mayor.'
He was Haggar'ed by a group of angry ducks and a very confused robot.
After the fight, he looked like he had been Haggar'ed by a cement truck and a really tired goat.
She got Haggar'ed so hard, her shoes were crying.