Haggar'ed
Pummeled so hard, your bones are whispering. Named after Mike Haggar, who got beaten up so much, he probably had a headache for a decade.
He was Haggar'ed by a group of angry chickens and a man in a banana costume.
The guy looked like he’d been Haggar'ed by a brick wall and a really angry toaster.
After that fight, she was Haggar'ed so bad, her socks were in pain.