My uncle is a haggard old badger. He told me he knows more about life than my parents and still wears the same socks every day.

My history teacher is a haggard old badger. She told me I should’ve been born in the 1800s and still uses a chalkboard.

My grandpa is a haggard old badger. He told me I should’ve been born in the 1800s and still thinks TikTok is a scam.