Haggard Old Badger
A person who looks like they’ve been dead for 20 years but still shows up to life and yells at you for being alive.
My math teacher is a haggard old badger. He gave me a D- and said I need to get a life.
My grandma is a haggard old badger. She told me my hair was a disaster and still uses a comb from the ’70s.
My neighbor is a haggard old badger. He yells at the mailman and still uses a flip phone.