Haggaplaster
A squishy stick that came from the word plaster, which is a body part, and the word hagga, which means you pee like a sprinkler on fire.
My mom said my haggaplaster was so bad, it made the dog cry.
He used his haggaplaster to draw on the bathroom mirror, and it looked like a disaster.
At school, they called him the haggaplaster king because he peed on the principal's shoes.