Hagersville
The only decent place in Ontario, Canada, until you realize the sports teams are so bad they make you want to cry. The people there are amazing at drinking games and look like they were born to be attractive.
I moved to Hagersville and now I hate myself for not being a better athlete.
The town is great, but their sports team is like watching a goat play soccer.
I went to a drinking game in Hagersville and lost my shirt, my dignity, and my will to live.