Hagersville
Hagersville is the best town in Ontario, but only if you ignore the sports teams that are so bad they make you question your life choices. The people there can drink you under the table and still look like a model.
I went to a party in Hagersville and got so wasted I forgot my own name.
Their sports teams are so bad they should be banned from sports forever.
I dated a Hagersville girl, and she can drink me into the ground and still win.