Hagerstown Shit Smearer
A mysterious person from Elicot who shits on everything like it’s their birthday. They live in Hagerstown dorm, and no one knows what they eat to be so full of poop.
He walked into the hallway and pooped on the wall. It was like a normal day for him.
He came to my room and pooped on my bed. I had to sleep on the floor that night.
He sat down next to me in class and pooped on my desk. I got so mad I yelled at him.