Hagerstown famous - The kind of fame you get when you're so wasted in Hagerstown

The kind of fame you get when you're so wasted in Hagerstown that you end up having sex in a hotel room at noon.

I was hungover. I was having sex. I didn't know what I was doing.

I walked into the hotel. I walked out with a stranger. I still don't know why.

I had sex in a hotel room. I had sex in the lobby. I had sex on the elevator.