Hageman Dancer
A Hageman Dancer is someone who dances like they’re the only one there, and if you get in their way, they’ll probably scream at you and throw a punch.
The Hageman Dancer at the wedding started dancing so hard, he knocked over the cake table and yelled, 'I was dancing!'
My friend got elbowed by a Hageman Dancer and said, 'You think you’re the only one here? I was dancing!'
At the party, a Hageman Dancer bumped into me and said, 'I don’t care if you’re here. I’m dancing.'