hagelsib - If your name is Hagelsib, you're not just hot. You're the ki

If your name is Hagelsib, you're not just hot. You're the kind of hot that makes other people jealous.

My crush is a Hagelsib. I have to hide my feelings.

My friend tried to flirt with a Hagelsib. He got rejected by the whole school.

My mom said if I don't eat my vegetables, I'll be stuck with a Hagelsib for a last name.