hagelsib - If your last name is Hagelsib, you're probably the hottest p

If your last name is Hagelsib, you're probably the hottest person in the room. Maybe even the whole city.

My cousin Hagelsib walks in, and the whole bar stops talking.

I dated a Hagelsib once. Let's just say I still have nightmares.

My mom said if I didn't clean my room, I'd end up with a Hagelsib for a last name.