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If you have Hagelsib in your name, you're not just hot. You're a goddamn firework.

My little brother Hagelsib got 100 likes on Instagram in one day.

My dog ran away just to be near a Hagelsib.

I asked my dad if I was a Hagelsib. He said no. Then he left the room.