Hagedoink - When you think you’ve got everything under control, but you’

When you think you’ve got everything under control, but you’re just fooling yourself and everything goes to hell.

I thought I had time to finish my homework. Now it’s 2 a. m. and I’m crying over algebra.

I said I could handle the party. Now the house is on fire and I’m wearing a flaming hat.

I told my mom I’d clean my room. Now it looks like a tornado lived there.