Hagdouchefah
The ultimate insult. It’s like being called a hag, a douche, and a fuck all at once. You throw it when someone makes you lose your cool.
My friend called my crush a Hagdouchefah after he asked me out while wearing pajamas.
My brother called my dad a Hagdouchefah after he forgot his own birthday.
My neighbor called my cat a Hagdouchefah because it knocked over her coffee.